Monday, June 29, 2009

IM NOT A "HIPSTER"

WELL THANX 2 MY GOOD HOMIE JERALD I CAME UPON DIS SITE DAT IS JUS LIKE WIKIPEDIA BUT DEY JUS HAVE DERE OWN OPINIONS ON STUFF N DEY RIP ON SHYT DEY DONT LIKE 4 NO REASON JERALD SAYS "ITS JUS 2 OFFEND PPL BUT ITS NOT DAT SERIOUS N IF U GET OFFENDED DEN UR A PUSSY" NE-WAY JOE I PUT HIPSTER N DA SEARCH BAR 2 SEE WAT DEY HAD 2 SAY ABOUT IT N DIS IS SUM OF WAT DEY SAID......

"Hipsters" are elusive creatures because a true hipster will never admit to being a hipster. You can usually find them in more urbanized areas. They are devoted to anything hip whether their forte be art, fashion, music, indie flicks, or a combination of the four.

I AGREE WIT DAT 1ST PARAGRAPH BCUZ IT IS VERY TRUE N ITS WIERD BCUZ I DO ENJOY INDIE FILMS N LUV MUSIC N FASHION N I GREW UP DRAWIN SO I THINK DATS BONKERS CRAZY JOE DAT DEY WOULD HAVE DAT AS DA DEFINITION OF A HIPSTER HERE R SUM THINS DAT DEY SAY MAKE DA TYPICAL HIPSTER....

Typical Hipster
*The typical hipster does not have a concentration, and their interests are evenly distributed in avant garde and hip art, music, fashion, etc.
*Their clothing is decadent, but not as overly indulgent and gay as the avant garde hipster.
*Their musical tastes are crap, and thankfully they do not look too deeply into music.(WELL DAT HAS NUTTIN 2 DO WIT ME)
*They pretend to enjoy the arts and literature, but they know fuck all about either.
*Loafers are typical of the hipster fashion. The loafers indicate that they have successfully raped and mugged an elderly man whilst retrieving their loafers as their prize. (I BEEN TRYIN 2 FIND LOAFERS 4 A MIN)
*That shit they wear constantly changes, because what is hip constantly changes.(DATS ME)
*Their obscene use of aviator glasses and other huge glasses that block out the sun.(WAYFARER SUNGLASSES IS ALL I WEAR)

IMMA PRODUCT OF ALL THESE THINS JOE WELL I GUESS IM NOT A HIPSTER AT ALL

-SAMMY J

PS : 2 READ MORE ABOUT DIS HIPSTER ARTICLE GO 2 http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hipster

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